Bergh stries again! This time he discusses career prospects in the sanitation industry.. He's a fucking genius. bergh1: rockin it up like you know it Godzuki O: Oh wow.. Pulled any old peoples docs lately? bergh1: no Godzuki O: Damn bergh1: im too busy making mad money bergh1: in exchange for mad technical skill Godzuki O: Which you have plenty of. Godzuki O: Cutting off my phone lines anytime soon? Godzuki O: Lookie! ;That was a link to http://phart.base.org/scott.html Godzuki O: Check it out; we like you so much we made you your own site! bergh1: wow bergh1: ill bet its really gay html Godzuki O: Yeah! Isnt it nifty? Godzuki O: Here, want my grandma's phone number? Godzuki O: Maybe you can ask her for sex.. bergh1: no Godzuki O: Aww.. You don't seem half as threatening as you used to. bergh1: bah bergh1: this page is so gay Godzuki O: Yeah. I'm not shitting my pants anymore. bergh1: its not even worth breaking into Godzuki O: Naw.. Your mad skill shouldnt be insulted like that. bergh1: dats right bergh1: the mad skill Godzuki O: That makes you tons and tons of bread, right? bergh1: you think im joking? Godzuki O: So, tell me, hows your daddy Foneman doing? Godzuki O: Has he been teaching you how to be a good little Hax0r? bergh1: no bergh1: we both have skill Godzuki O: Aww... bergh1: and i dont learn my shit from people bergh1: i read up bergh1: and code Godzuki O: Whoah. Now *thats* impressive. bergh1: i know bergh1: then i go out bergh1: make money Godzuki O: So, what about those personal changes.. noticing girls.. growing hair.. bergh1: heh Godzuki O: Does Foneman give you any advice on those things..? Godzuki O: No wait, he's 15.. bergh1: i have plenty of hair bergh1: and i notice plenty of girls Godzuki O: Good, good.. I'm glad you're coming along. Godzuki O: You aren't half as fun as you used to be.. Give me some of your lackeys' names so I can insult them. Godzuki O: I want m4d sk1ll thrown down upon me.. bergh1: your a waste of human flesh Godzuki O: Aww... bergh1: like Godzuki O: Have you ever had a girlfriend before? bergh1: an utter waste Godzuki O: Maybe I could give you some tips on your first kiss.. bergh1: i already had my first kiss Godzuki O: Did you go all the way? bergh1: nope Godzuki O: I'm proud of you for waiting till marriage.. bergh1: i have no plans to do so Godzuki O: More boys should abstain like you.. Or can you produce semen yet? bergh1: heh bergh1: alllllll over the floor Godzuki O: Been noticing wet spots in your bed, I see.. bergh1: no Godzuki O: So you masturbate regularly? bergh1: you know it bergh1: i have no legs though Godzuki O: So.. Explain to me again why I am a 'waste of human flesh' bergh1: and its hard in the wheelchair bergh1: why are you a waste? bergh1: well bergh1: your some fat chick bergh1: who gets her fat kicks bergh1: by making stupid insults bergh1: you have no skill bergh1: you make no money bergh1: you dont even seem to msart bergh1: er bergh1: smart bergh1: you sit around Godzuki O: 'too smart' bergh1: stuffing your face bergh1: and telling me bout black old ladies Godzuki O: Yup. The black old lady that apparently lives in my house.. bergh1: shes not black Godzuki O: I never knew she existed.. Did you plant her there as part of the conspiracy? bergh1: its easy to tell that by the last name bergh1: hey bergh1: do you do drugs? Godzuki O: Please do not speak of things you do not know about. During the slave days, a German family named Heidelberg moved here and had lots and lots and lots of black slaves.. Godzuki O: Like Miss Annie Heidelberg's ancestors. Godzuki O: Yeah, I smoke crack. bergh1: heidelberg is not a german name bergh1: you dont smoke crack Godzuki O: Oh its not? bergh1: fat people dont smoke crack Godzuki O: And I suppose Heidelberg isnt a town in Germany either, is it? Godzuki O: And you call yourself a Kraut.. Godzuki O: You have no sk1ll bergh1: im not german bergh1: what i told you was a lie Godzuki O: Wow.. you sure are slick. bergh1: i also told hex i lived in ny bergh1: thats a lie too Godzuki O: If you're going to lie, lie about something interesting. bergh1: so bergh1: do you do drugs Godzuki O: You have no ly1ng sk1ll bergh1: to supplement your fat ass? Godzuki O: I told you, I smoke crack. bergh1: no you dont Godzuki O: Why.. need to be hooked up? bergh1: ive delt with enough drug people bergh1: to tell you dont Godzuki O: Wow. is there "profit to be had"? bergh1: there is always profit to be had bergh1: but i dont sell drugs Godzuki O: So... do you sell candy for the marching band? bergh1: i sell of my mad sk1ll bergh1: for mad money bergh1: you wouldent know this Godzuki O: whoah. m0n3y bergh1: cause your a fat waste Godzuki O: 'wouldn't' Godzuki O: Jesus Christ, even postal workers and garbagemen have to know how to spell contractions.. You can't even do that. bergh1: ehe Godzuki O: But, your mad sk1ll surpasses them all. bergh1: please child bergh1: you dont even know Godzuki O: Your mad c0ntr4ct10n sk1ll bergh1: im not a secretary bergh1: i dont need to spell bergh1: i have spell checkers Godzuki O: Wow, you don't even have the skill-level of a secretary.. bergh1: EHE bergh1: please bergh1: you want to match my skill bergh1: should i quiz you? Godzuki O: Damn, I'm surprised.. Godzuki O: Can I give you a spelling test? bergh1: do you know what a thread is? Godzuki O: Spell the synonym for 'also' that starts with a T bergh1: do you know under which architecture's harware dosent generate error codes? Godzuki O: Spell the contraction for "does not" bergh1: alright skilless bergh1: enuff of this bergh1: Godzuki O: Hehe. You've convinced me how elite you are. Godzuki O: You can't even pass a government-mandated literacy test. bergh1: your too stupid to convince shit too Godzuki O: Haha. You got that first question wrong. bergh1: ehe bergh1: i go to like bergh1: one of the best highschools in the country bergh1: caused i passed tests Godzuki O: Whoah. High school! bergh1: dont question my intelligence Godzuki O: High school is like.. so intelligent.. Godzuki O: I'm impressed with your high school sk1ll Godzuki O: What did you make on your ACTs? bergh1: i did not take them yet bergh1: i got an 1170 straight up on my psats Godzuki O: you 'have not taken them yet' bergh1: so im quite happy Godzuki O: Whoah. The psat.. ph33r. bergh1: heh bergh1: im not really worried bergh1: i will go to a state university Godzuki O: If you had an 'ounce' of common-world knowledge, you would get the clue that standardized tests are no guage of true intelligence. ;not to mention that 1170 is a shitty score.. bergh1: and then bergh1: put my skill into action bergh1: i know Godzuki O: Whoah. Go work for microsoft, big boy. bergh1: howev er bergh1: im convinced of my inteligence bergh1: i woudlent work for micro Godzuki O: But please never apply for a job as a garbage man.. You'll be embarassed when Leroy passes the test and you don't bergh1: garbage men got it nice bergh1: they make alot of money bergh1: and can take garbage bergh1: and fix it up Godzuki O: But they have no sk1ll Godzuki O: therefore, the are 'wastes of human flesh' bergh1: no there not bergh1: they work fucking hard bergh1: and they do a service bergh1: what service do you do bergh1: besides being some loney fat chick Godzuki O: There's no skill involved in picking up a garbage bag.. bergh1: so? Godzuki O: So, go sk3w1 a garbageman on picking up trash.. bergh1: why bergh1: it takes no skill bergh1: but they aint loney fat chicks like you bergh1: you fat hoe Godzuki O: And aside from m4d t3chn1c41 sk1ll, you have absolutely nothing. Godzuki O: You can't even form a complete sentence. bergh1: actaully i do Godzuki O: You go to the best high school in the country.. whoops, I forgot. bergh1: damn straight bergh1: so like bergh1: how fat are you? Godzuki O: About 400 pounds. bergh1: yeah i figured bergh1: thats why you sit at home on aol Godzuki O: And I'm 4 feet tall. Godzuki O: Exactly. I sit in a steel-reinforced office chair and type away all day long.. bergh1: do you do shit bergh1: are you doing something tongiht? Godzuki O: Yeah. Sitting in my steel-reinforced office chair and typing away. Godzuki O: Why, are you asking me out? bergh1: no bergh1: i got shit to do Godzuki O: Oh.. Damn. Godzuki O: Rejected once again. bergh1: brb you fat bitch