(here, I asked him if he was the little kid who accosted me on the sidewalk
today asking for my lunch money.)

bergh1:	no
bergh1:	i just woke up
Godzuki O:	Yes it was.
He said "give me your lunch money.. there is profit to be had"
Godzuki O:	Then, the kindergarten bus drove by and he ran off..
Godzuki O:	Sure that wasnt you? 
bergh1:	no
bergh1:	i just woke up
Godzuki O:	It was you..
Godzuki O:	Damn, I thought you didn't have time for trivial things
 like sleep.. making so much money with your mad sk1ll and all..
bergh1:	no it wasent
bergh1:	no
bergh1:	i was out
bergh1:	very late last night
bergh1:	and i was mad tired
bergh1:	i dont need to be awake to make my money
bergh1:	i went to a meeting on monday morn ing
bergh1:	before going out
Godzuki O:	Student council meeting ran over?
bergh1:	they just send me checks
bergh1:	no
bergh1:	i was as at konkrete jungle
Godzuki O:	Whoah.
Its just like you're on welfare!
Godzuki O:	Welfare moms are a lot like garbagemen..
Godzuki O:	Except garbagemen have more sk1ll
bergh1:	im on welfare?
bergh1:	you dont even know what konkrete jungle is
Godzuki O:	They just send you a check in the mail..
bergh1:	yeah
Godzuki O:	While you sleep, and hang out with the chess club guys.
bergh1:	i design them html
bergh1:	i go to meetings
bergh1:	and they send me checks for like
Godzuki O:	Whoah.
mad html sk1ll
bergh1:	hundreds of dollars
bergh1:	they know my sk1ll
bergh1:	and they dont tamper\
bergh1:	tommrow
Godzuki O:	Whoah.
Hundreds of dollars?
Thats like.. a lot of bread.
bergh1:	i will call up caffiene
bergh1:	and then otek
bergh1:	and get 2 more jobs
bergh1:	500$ is alot of cash for 6 hours of work
Godzuki O:	Wow.
That sure is interesting.
I could've gone my entire life without knowing the names of your moronic
 buddies.
Godzuki O:	I just wanna know why you accosted me for my lunch money
 this morning.
bergh1:	i woudlent accost you for you lunch money
Godzuki O:	But you did!
bergh1:	really
bergh1:	what did i look like
Godzuki O:	Well, you were about 4'6", and you had on a Mighty Morphin
 Power Rangers t-shirt, and a baseball cap..
bergh1:	uh huh
bergh1:	this isent amusing
bergh1:	go out and do something
bergh1:	you fat whore
Godzuki O:	So, how's Foneman? 
bergh1:	hes good
Godzuki O:	Why aren't your friends calling my house anymore?
bergh1:	it got boring
bergh1:	and i have better things to do
Godzuki O:	Aww..
And nobody ever shut off my phone line either!
bergh1:	then have some fat whore bothered
bergh1:	no
bergh1:	noone did
bergh1:	your not worth the effort
Godzuki O:	At least leave a cool message on jacob's machine.. oops, i
 forgot.. you don't have the number. 
bergh1:	if i dident find you so amusin
bergh1:	i woudlent even talk to you
bergh1:	but you know
bergh1:	my usal irc channel
Godzuki O:	Yeah, I am kinda funny, aren't I...
Godzuki O:	I find your incessant contractions 'amusin'
bergh1:	is taken over or soemthing
Godzuki O:	where? where? where?
bergh1:	so i mean
bergh1:	your a great source of amusement
Godzuki O:	'you're'
Godzuki O:	where do you hang out on IRC?
bergh1:	your like an overweight rollercoster
bergh1:	im not telling you hwere i hang on irc
bergh1:	maybee
bergh1:	#fataolwhoresamuseme
Godzuki O:	Wow.
That first remark took me a second..
Godzuki O:	Pick a fat roll and hump away, Bergh.
bergh1:	eww
bergh1:	no thank you